Okay, so this post my turn a few of you off…especially if you’re easily grossed out.
I have this knack of bruising myself. Yes, I will admit it here – Grady gets his accident-proness from me.
So yesterday, I looked down at my leg & I have this horrible bruise on my knee. It’s deep purple & raised & I swear, I have absolutely no idea how I got it.
I ended up going to the doctor to have him take a look at it. I recently started some new antibiotics & didn’t know if I was having a reaction to the medication or if I had some weird blood clot. Luckily, it’s just a bruise.
Now, I have an odd sense of humor – especially when it comes to myself.
Hmmm…you know, I think I just leave it there, & let the next few photos testify to this…
Here is my bruise. Isn’t it pretty?
The next few photos are also pics of my bruise. So, maybe I was a little bored. Maybe I was in a quirky mood. Then again, it’s quite possible I was suffering from an antibiotic side effect…
But, this morning, I present, “The Art of Contusion”:
“Ms. Pacman”
Yes, I probably should have waited for the bruise to lighten to the appropriate shade of yellow. But, I took this opportunity to use a bit of artistic license.
“Audrey”
All you “Little Shop of Horrors” fans know what I’m taking about.
“UP”
We saw “Up” this weekend. It was soooo good that I just had to include it in my portfolio. In all seriousness though, it was a great family movie. I highly recommend it!
If anyone is interested, I do offer my services to pimp up your bruise for a small fee.
*Kids two and under are free.
